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Born In 1935 Kid Jokes Submitted by merk A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born. She told him she was born in 1935. "Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth lots of money!"

How Many? Farmer Jokes Submitted by HENNE An accountant is in a car traveling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large group of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?" The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two." The farmer is amazed. "Exactly right," he says. "How did you work that out so fast?" "Easy," says the accountant, "I counted the number of feet and divided by four."

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