Word to the Wise

The Food Search Diet Food Jokes Submitted by ERS I do not believe in diets. The closest I've been to a diet is erasing the food searches from my browser history.

Word to the Wise Animal Jokes Submitted by Marty A grandfather and grandson were taking a nature hike together. The grandfather remarked how nature can teach us many lessons. The grandson asked which lesson was the most important one he had learned. The grandfather replied, "Well, if you find a baby squirrel in the woods, don't carry it in your shirt unless you're wearing a very tight belt."

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