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Are You Doing Anything?

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Submitted by wadejagz

I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep.

He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.

Are You Doing Anything?
Animal Jokes
Submitted by aod318

My neighbor, she's single. She's single, shapely, beautiful, and she lives right across the street.

I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great" she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

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