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The Best In Maine

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Chaplain of the U.S. Senate
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Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"

He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."
 

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The Best In Maine
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A hunting party is hopelessly lost.

"I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!" one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader.

"I am," replied the guide. "But I think we're in Canada now."
 

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