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Children For Sale

Take A Message
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Mike Ingo

When you call a dog, they usually come to you.

When you call a cat, they take a message.

Children For Sale
Family Jokes
Submitted by srg

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough.

"I think I'm going to sell them," I hissed to my sister.

"You're crazy," she said.

"For thinking of selling them?"

"For thinking someone would buy them."

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