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Drinking Fluids
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Patsy Christian

Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"

Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."
 

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Submitted by Dan the Man 009

Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling. So when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer" them, I had to set him straight.

"Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f," I wrote. "In case you've forgotten, spell-checker comes free with your Microsoft program."

A minute later came his reply, "Must be dephective."
 

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