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Her Last Words

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Give A Bald Man A Comb
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by ERS

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
 

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Her Last Words
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Submitted by ERS

I went to visit my elderly grandmother.

I'll never forget her last words before she kicked the bucket.

She said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
 

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