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New Security Job

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They Need Ideas
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Submitted by ERS

Frustrated, the teen storms into his sister's bedroom. "Why are adults are always asking us what we want to be when we grow up?"

Without hesitation the sister replies, "It's because they're looking for ideas."
 

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New Security Job
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Submitted by Danny Jackson

I started a new job as a security guard last night.

Before my boss left he told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night.

I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.
 

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