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Too Much Glistening

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Valentine's Day Date
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Submitted by Peter P.

This may be surprising for many of my friends, but I happen to have a date for Valentine's Day...

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Too Much Glistening
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by ERS

The girlfriend stands by door, not sure what to say. "Honey, why is your whole upper half covered in baby oil?"

"Well, you're always saying I never glisten," replies the boyfriend.

"Listen! I said you never LISTEN!"
 

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