Too Much Glistening

Valentine's Day Date Holiday Jokes Submitted by Peter P. This may be surprising for many of my friends, but I happen to have a date for Valentine's Day... It's February 14.

Too Much Glistening Relationship Jokes Submitted by ERS The girlfriend stands by door, not sure what to say. "Honey, why is your whole upper half covered in baby oil?" "Well, you're always saying I never glisten," replies the boyfriend. "Listen! I said you never LISTEN!"

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