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| Are You Eating Right
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose, a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear.
She says, "Doctor, can you help me? I don't feel well, and I cannot figure out what's wrong."
The doctor replies; "Well, you are clearly not eating properly."
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| It's A Westinghouse
Animal Jokes
Submitted by ERS A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.
"What are you doing in my fridge?" the man asks.
The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, "Isn't this a Westinghouse?"
"Um, yes," the man replies. "It is."
"Well then," the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, "I am twying to west."
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| Thought Of The Day: He's Looking Down On Us "I'm sure wherever my Dad is, he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
- Jack Whitehall |
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