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| The Announcement of My Death
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by Benjones Jerry was sitting down for breakfast one morning when he was astonished to see in the paper an announcment of his own death.
He called his friend at once, "Jim, have you seen the announcement of my death in the paper?"
Jim replied, "Yes, and exactly where are you calling from?"
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| Doctor's Orders
Sport Jokes
Submitted by outward A man was showing his friend a new set of matched golf clubs he had just bought.
"Doctor's orders," the man told his friend. "My wife and I have been gaining too much weight and we went to see the doctor about it. He said we needed more exercise, so I joined the country club and bought myself this set of golf clubs."
"What about your wife?" the friend asked. "What did you buy her?"
"A new lawn mower," the golfer said.
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| Thought Of The Day: Good Place To Turn Around "A dead end is just a good place to turn around."
- Naomi Judd |
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