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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Dear Tide: I've used your excellent product all of my married life. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! Last month, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband belittled me about being clumsy and a pain in the ass. Well, one thing led to another, and somehow his blood ended up on my new white blouse! I grabbed the Tide and, to my surprise, the stains came out. So well, in fact, the detectives tell me the DNA tests on my blouse are negative and I'm no longer a suspect. Going through menopause is bad enough without a murder rap to worry about! Again, thank you for such a great product. PS. Do you know the address of the Hefty bag people?
Boyfriend: "I named my dog after you." Girlfriend: "Aww. Because it's so cute?" Boyfriend: "No. Because it's a bitch!"
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