No More Complaining

Why Cats Are Smarter Animal Jokes Submitted by ERS "You know how you can tell that cats are smarter?" "How?" "Ever see eight cats pulling a sled through snow?"

No More Complaining Elderly Jokes Submitted by Bill Sauro An elderly couple decided they just spent too much time and energy complaining about all their aches and pains. "Let's agree to not say a word about our ailments," suggested the wife. "We'll talk about something else or say nothing at all." "Great idea!" replied the husband. Two months later, they got a message from Alexa. "Alexa is wondering if you are both OK. For the past two months we have picked up no verbal communication in your household."

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