Use Your Napkin

Ambulance or Police? Marriage Jokes Submitted by Bahadar Ali One night a husband and wife were sleeping and suddenly the wife woke up. "Honey, wake up! I think there's a burglar downstairs, and it sounds like they're eating the cake I made!" said the wife. Half asleep, the husband answers, "So should I call the police or the ambulance?"

Use Your Napkin Marriage Jokes Submitted by ERS As Jenna waits in line at the grocery store, she can't help but overhear the conversation of the lady in front of her. "Don't forget to say thank you, and to sit up straight, use your napkin, and please, for the love of God close your mouth when you chew!" The lady happens to make eye contact with Jenna. Jenna says, "Kids, huh?" The lady rolls her eyes, shakes her head, and mouths the word, "Husband."

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