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| Honesty Policy
Business Jokes
Submitted by HENNE Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
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| Tyranny of the Urgent
Teacher Jokes
Submitted by Merkv814 I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something.
"What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down, I'm late!"
"No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."
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| Thought Of The Day: The Birds and the Bees "What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
- Rodney Dangerfield |
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