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| Labor Distraction
Puns
Submitted by ERS When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn't seem amused.
It must have been the delivery.
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| My Valentine's Day Plans
Holiday Jokes
Submitted by Peter P. I have planned out my Valentine's Day:
1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.
2) Chocolates for lunch.
3) Watch a romantic movie.
4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.
5) Regret eating two dinners.
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| Thought Of The Day: Never Miss A Good Chance "Never miss a good chance to shut up."
― Will Rogers |
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