The Jealous Dog

Confucius Says... One Liner Jokes Submitted by Keith mc Confucius says... "Man who stands in front of car gets tired, man who stands behind car gets exhausted."

The Jealous Dog Animal Jokes Submitted by The Vik A man comes home from work, expecting his dog to welcome him with nothing but excitement. Dog: "I saw you out there." Me: "What?" Dog: "I saw you pet the neighbor's dog." Me: "I was just..." Dog: (crying) "Did you rub his belly? DID YOU ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?!"

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