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| The Diving Board
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A man was on the very top diving board of a swimming pool.
He was poised, he lifted his arms, and was about to dive in when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive, there's no water in that pool!"
"That's all right!" said the man. "I can't swim!"
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| We Can Stay Here
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous Two rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay.
One rabbit says to the other one, "Ok, we can run for it, or we can stay here, and soon enough we out number them."
The other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot, I'm your brother!"
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| Thought Of The Day: Knowing It All "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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