One of the Car Doors

A Joke of Little Value Puns Submitted by chandana Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

One of the Car Doors Misc Jokes Submitted by ERS Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors. The first man says to the last man: "I'm bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?" The last man replies, "If I get hot, I can just roll down the window."

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