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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I have my Valentine's Day all planned out. Waken to breakfast in bed. Chocolates for lunch. Stream a romantic movie. Candlelight dinner for two at a romantic restaurant. Regret eating two dinners.
"Boss, can I have Valentine’s Day off?" "What? Do you realize what you're asking for? There are 365 days each year. Each of the 52 weeks, you already have two days off, so that leaves only 261 days available for work. You spend 16 hours per day away from work; that's the equivalent of 170 days, leaving only 91. You spend 30 minutes a day on coffee breaks, which adds up to another 23 days, leaving only 68 days available. Your one-hour lunch break uses up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days for work. You take at least 2 sick days per year, leaving you 20 days and our 5 holidays each year leaves your available working time at 15 days. We give 14 days of vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work. And I'll be damned if you are going to take that one day off!"
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