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| His True Love
Misc Jokes
Submitted by S.Sovetts "Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You really are the love of my life…"
"Sir, I'm sorry, this is a brewery!"
"Oh, I know…"
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| George and the Dragon
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009 A stranded motorist knocked on the door of an inn named "George and the Dragon."
"Could you spare a poor stranded motorist a bite to eat?" he asked the woman who answered the door.
"No!" she screamed, slamming the door.
A few seconds later he knocked again. The same woman answered the door.
"Could I please have a bite to eat?" he asked again.
"Get out, you good-for-nothing!" shouted the woman. "And don't you ever come back!"
After a few minutes there's another knock at the door. The woman comes to the door.
"Pardon," said the motorist, "but could I have a few words with George this time?"
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| Thought Of The Day: My Parents Moved A Lot "When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
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