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| True Love
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by S.Sovetts Boyfriend: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Robert. I don't have a mansion like Gary. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you."
Girlfriend: "Oh dear, I love you too... what was that you said about Martin?"
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| Improvising Valentine's Day
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by HENNE My friend and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. He had the idea that his wife did not want a card on Valentine's Day, but when he spoke to her on the phone, he discovered she was expecting one.
Not having time to buy a card on his way home, he was stuck. Then he looked at the lawn-mower trade magazines scattered around the office and got an idea.
Using scissors and glue, he created a card with pictures of mowers, next to which he wrote: "I lawn for you mower and mower each day."
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| Thought Of The Day: Before You Marry "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."
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