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In 1978, the Cray-1 supercomputer was by far the fastest computer in the world. It cost $7 million ($33M today), weighed 5 tons, and had a 115 kilowatt power supply. Today for $70 you can buy a Raspberry Pi that weighs a few ounces, uses five watts, and is 4 times faster!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Usually, I just order, "A Coke, please" but lately this stopped working. Now, waitresses respond, "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke, but we do have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Sprite," etc. Tired of listening to the long list, I decided to make life easier. I asked for a "dark, carbonated beverage." The waitress chuckled and asked, "And would you like a cylindrical sucking device with that?"
After examining the wife, the gynecologist spoke to the husband. "Sir, your wife is pregnant." He was shocked. "Are you serious? We always have safe sex." The doctor replied, "It's like traffic: you may be careful; others, not so much!"
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