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Mother Called

I Need A Raise
Work Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.

My boss asked, "What companies?"

I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity."

Mother Called
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation:

"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Colleen has been very difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is. Yes, I know you warned me. I remember you told me that she was evil and would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. I should have listened to you. You want to speak with her? All right."

He looks up from the phone and calls to his wife in the next room, "Colleen, your mother wants to talk to you!"

[CyberJoke3000] March 21, 2024

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A recent report said high school students aren't good at American History. A majority thought Lincoln's Gettysburg address was ALincoln@gettysburg.com!

In our 35 years of marriage, my wife never looked in our safe. But, last week, while I was at work, she did. When I got home, she said, "Jethro, I looked in the safe." I replied, "I told you not to look in there." "There's $40,000 in cash and three eggs." "I know." "Why three eggs?" "The truth is: whenever I have sex with someone else, I put an egg in the safe." "Oh. Well, that's not too bad for 35 years." "No, but when I get a dozen, I sell them. That's where the money came from."

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