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Money Deposit
Money Jokes
Submitted by Kyoto

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.

Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."

Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"

It's the Job
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by Benjones

Two friends met after not seeing each other for a couple of months.

Bill: "Jack, you look like you not doing well?"

Jack (swiping the sweat off his brow): "I ain't been ill. It's the work doing me in. Working from seven in the morning till six at night. Only one hour for a break. Think of it. Very taxing on ones body."

Bill: "Wow, and how long has this been going on? How long you been working for that company?"

Jack: "Oh, I haven't been there yet. I begin tomorrow," he added gloomily.

[CyberJoke3000] April 9, 2024

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If you enjoyed the radio tower video last week, CyberJokester Darrell sends along a follow-up: the same father-son team demonstrate why you should never touch an active tower.
https://youtu.be/GgDxXDV4_hc

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