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If I Had Your Faith

Don't Put Off Till Tomorrow
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine

I'm kind of tired of being an amateur crastinater...

I'm thinking of turning pro, but I'm going to put that decision off for awhile.

If I Had Your Faith
Religious Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Two nuns were driving alone out in a rural area. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline.

"I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamberpot." The nuns agreed that this would be fine.

They returned to the car. As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, "Oh sister, if only I had your faith."

[CyberJoke3000] April 10, 2024

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"Grandpa, I'm proud of you," said the young lady. "What's to be proud?" he asked. "I noticed that when you sneeze, you put your hand in front of your mouth." Grandpa replied, "Of course. How else can I catch my teeth when they fly out!?"

Now, cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws are not. That must be frustrating.

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