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Banking in Switzerland
Business Jokes
Submitted by Everleigh

An American enters a Swiss bank with a giant, heavy sack in each of his hands. He goes to the teller, brings his face close to the glass and whispers, "I have two million dollars with me. I urgently need to open a secret Swiss bank account!"

The Swiss bank teller replies in a normal volume, "Sir, there's no need to whisper. Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of in Switzerland."

Keep the Line Open
Police Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

"Hello, police department? I've lost my cat and… "

"I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…"

"But you don't understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk."

"Well, in that case ma'am, you'd better hang up. He may be trying to call you right now."

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