نكت كل يوم

Just Put It In Park

Blame It On the Media
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by aod318

Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, yet one swat with a newspaper and it would die.

Shows how toxic the media is.

Just Put It In Park
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Uwens Pomeroy

Pulling into the crowded parking lot at the shopping center, I rolled down the car windows to make sure my puppy had fresh air. She was stretched full out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

[CyberJoke3000] May 6, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Here are ten new sight gags for your pleasure. But remember: don’t stop with just ten!
http://allowe.com/humor/sight-gags.html?PicNumber=9401

Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.

Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My son figured out how to make our cat go woof: enough charcoal lighter fluid and a lit match!

What's shaved, pink and sits on a wall? Humpty Twat.

For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.

To change your email address
Unsubscribe from your old email address, then resubscribe from your new email address.

To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Send your jokes, comments and feedback for CyberJoke 3000™ here.

Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.