الجمعة، 10 مايو 2024

You Can't Fish Here

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A Giant's Pronouns
Puns
Submitted by Danny Jackson

What are a giant's pronouns?

Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.

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You Can't Fish Here
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Submitted by Bumpa Hennigar

A fisherman began to drill a hole in the ice to fish when a voice called out, "You can't fish there."

He moved the drill a few feet and began to drill again and the voice repeated, "You can't fish there either."

After three more attempts he yelled, "Why can't I fish here?"

"You can't fish anywhere here, this is an ice rink."

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