الجمعة، 7 يونيو 2024

The Parable Of The Seagull

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Panda Thief
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Submitted by Elkins

Why did the panda steal my socks?

Because he had bear feet!

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The Parable Of The Seagull
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Submitted by Gaggs

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.

"Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked.

"He died and went to heaven," she replied.

The child thought for a moment and said, "And God threw him back down?"

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