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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Cassie's small son fell into a pond and came home with his school clothes dripping wet. She sent him to his room while she washed and dried his clothes. But within minutes, Cassie heard a noise in their back yard. She yelled, "Are you out there wetting your pants again!?" There was a moment of silence until a deep, masculine voice answered meekly, "No, ma'am, I'm just reading the meter."
William bought a new car with the latest in A.I. technology. When he got home, his wife was tired and asked him to pick up the children from school. William said to the car, "Go to school and bring home my children." The car didn't return for quite a while. Finally, it showed up with an overload of children. The car pulled in the driveway and announced, "These are your children, sir." In the car was their landlady's daughter, the choir director's son, his wife's friend's daughter, the pastor's son, and their neighbor's son. William's wife angrily shouted, "Don't tell me that all these kids are yours!" William asked calmly, "First, explain why our children are not in the car?"
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