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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
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The proprietor welcomed Oliver to his small restaurant. "We don't have a menu. We'll serve you anything you request." "What, anything?" "Yes, anything at all." "In that case, I would like a bowl of camel's tail soup." "Very well. There will be a short wait." Oliver waited over an hour before a waiter brought a tureen of fragrant soup. He was thoroughly delighted and asked for the proprietor. "The soup was quite good, but was it really camel's tail soup?" The proprietor said, "It surely was. If you don't believe me, I can show you." He led Oliver out the back of the restaurant, into his car, and they drove far into the countryside, to an enormous farm with seemingly every kind of exotic plant, bird, and animal. They went to a compound which held a camel with a mere stump of a tail, bandaged and bloody. "That's where your soup came from," he announced. Oliver was flummoxed. "Remarkable, but surely there are requests you can't satisfy." "Well, yes, there was that one time when a customer asked for crocodile testicles on toast. And we were out of bread!"
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