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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Spiv and Nick were pissed when the gates to the sports ground were slammed shut. It was full to capacity for the grand final. It was so crowded, the toilets couldn't cope; by halftime, many fans headed for the perimeter fence to find a knothole. Spiv and Nick were still outside, muttering about their bad luck, when Spiv noticed the odd dick poking through the fence. "Here's our chance to make some money!" he said. He grabbed a dick and yelled, "Throw five quid over the fence or I'll cut it off." Soon a fiver fluttered over the fence. "We're onto something, Nick!" said Spiv. "You go that way and I'll go this way and we'll meet back here." Ten minutes later they met. "I got fifty dollars!" said Spiv. "How did you go?" "Not that good," said Nick. "I only got forty dollars. But what am I gonna do with these three cocks?"
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