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If you had a rare Martin classical guitar and someone crushed it, what would you do? Send it to Tanya Slpachuk. Watch as she repairs it over a period of weeks. One piece at a time.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A woman asked me to help her find the perfect husband. I asked, "Define your terms?" She replied, "The perfect husband wakes up every morning at 5:00 AM, does his own laundry, exercises an hour each day, spends little time on the web, spends more time in the library, is predictable, consistent, and reliable. I always know where he is. He cleans his own room, doesn't drink and goes to bed at 9:00 PM every night. Where can I find a man like that?" I told her, "Easy. In prison!"
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar? "Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"
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