A Difficult Breakfast

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A Difficult Breakfast Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu. "I'd like one under cooked egg so that it's running, and one over cooked egg that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee." "That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday."

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