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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Mark lost his rare, valuable dog and placed an ad in the newspaper offering a $1,000 reward for its return. After a few days of no response, he went to the newspaper office and told the receptionist, "I want to see your advertising manager." "I'm sorry, sir, but he's out." "Oh. How about his secretary?" "She's out too, sir. In fact, everyone in that department is out." "What? Where is everybody?" "They're all out looking for your dog!"
I went to a zoo yesterday, but it only had one exhibit. It was a Shih Tzu.
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