One, Two, Three

Paying Extra for Good Looks Pickup Jokes Submitted by srg The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her. I asked, "Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?" "Yes," she replied, "but I wasn't willing to pay."

One, Two, Three Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll give the presentation of your life. However, do not say 'one-two-three-four,' because it will cause you to freeze up and make a fool of yourself." The sales rep was ecstatic. He tried it at home and gave a fabulous presentation. He tried it at work with his co-workers, and got a standing ovation. Then came the big day. Everything was set up in the boardroom and the CEO signaled him to start. The sales rep whispered under his breath, "One-two-three." Then the CEO asked, "What did you say 'one-two-three' for?"

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[CyberJoke3000] July 23, 2024

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A blonde went to a flight school to learn to fly helicopters. An instructor showed her how to start it, told her the basics, and she took off. She climbed to 1,000 feet and radioed in, "This is great. I love it! The view is beautiful." At 2,000 feet, she radioed in again, "Flying is easy!" She climbed to 3,000 feet and then stopped radioing in. Within minutes, she crashed near the runway. The instructor ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. "What happened?" She said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine until, as I got higher, I got cold, so I turned off that big fan!"

Remember that flasher from Leisure Suit Larry? He's now 65 years old. He was going to retire, but decided to stick it out one more year!

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