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My wife and I went to our high school reunion. I noticed the other men had expensive suits ...and bulging stomachs. Proud that I weighed only five pounds more than I did when we graduated, the result of trying to beat a living out of our rocky, hillside farm, I told my wife, "I'm the only man here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated." She glanced at the well-dressed crowd, and then at me, and said, "You're the only one who has to!"
As the waitress started to refill his coffee, she spilled it on the man's lap. "Oh, I'm so sorry!" she cried, as she started to mop it up with her apron. The man said, "That's okay, but is this regular or decaf?" "Regular," she replied. He groaned, "Oh, great. Now this thing will be up all night!"
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