Fish to Bring Home

Why the Big Pause? Animal Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola." "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."

Fish to Bring Home Misc Jokes Submitted by HENNE Mr. Jones is on a business trip and has bought some fish to bring home to his wife. The fish was very expensive, so Mr. Jones decides to hide it until the next day, when he would leave the hotel. The fish is well-packaged in multiple layers of paper, so Mr. Jones hides it between the leaves of a rather large plant in his room. On the day of his departure, Mr. Jones oversleeps and has to hastily pack all his stuff in order to catch his train. He, of course, forgets the fish. Embarrassed about his mishap, he doesn't tell the hotel when he finds out. Two weeks later, he gets a message from the hotel that says: "Dear Mr. Jones ... all is forgiven. Just tell us ... where is it?!?!"

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