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"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?" "No." "That's because they are really good at hiding." "Why do elephants paint their balls red?" "I don't know." "So they can hide in cherry trees." "Do you know the loudest sound in the world?" "No." "A giraffe eating cherries!"
I thought my new girlfriend might be the one. But when I went through her closet, I found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a policewoman's uniform, so I changed my mind. If she can't hold on to a job, she's not for me.
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Li Hua was a man suffering from ankylosing spondylitis so severe that his upper body folded onto his thighs. After four operations in which his bones were literally broken and reconstructed, he finally stood straight – after 28 years.
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How to Build a Campfire: Find a dead limb. Split it into fragments. Shave one fragment into slivers. Bandage left thumb. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments. Bandage left foot. Make structure of slivers (dis-embed those in hand). Light match. Light another match. Light yet another match. Apply match to slivers. Add wood fragments. Blow gently on base of fire. Apply burn ointment to nose. After fire starts, find more wood. Upon realizing that the fire went out while you searched for more wood, find can labeled "Kerosene." Soak wood in kerosene. Re-light fire. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns. Re-label can "Gasoline." When fire is burning well, add remaining firewood. After rain stops, repeat.
What happens if you put your hand in a gypsy's vagina while she's on her period? You get your palm red.
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