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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?" "No." "That's because they are really good at hiding." "Why do elephants paint their balls red?" "I don't know." "So they can hide in cherry trees." "Do you know the loudest sound in the world?" "No." "A giraffe eating cherries!"
I thought my new girlfriend might be the one. But when I went through her closet, I found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a policewoman's uniform, so I changed my mind. If she can't hold on to a job, she's not for me.
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