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| It's A Crying Shame
Political Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous After successfully getting their big line items approved in the congressional spending package, two lobbyists were celebrating at a Washington restaurant.
"You know," mused one, "it's a crying shame our grandchildren and great-grandchildren haven't been born yet so they can see the terrific things the government's doing with their money."
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Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Arthur Art Will Williams Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up... something to get me fired up and put me in a fighting mood. Did you put anything like that in this prescription?"
Doctor: "No, not in the prescription. You'll find that in the bill."
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| Thought Of The Day: The Sober Ones "I may make bad decisions when I'm drunk, but the sober ones haven't been that great either."
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