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[CyberJoke3000] August 22, 2024

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CyberJokester Matt Flinton sends along this PCMag article about how virtual reality is now being used by documentaries and news organizations to increase story engagement.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Showing a friend around his home, Fred pointed out the many collectibles his wife had acquired during their marriage. "The day before I die, I'm going to sell everything here just to see how much it's worth." His friend said, "You can't do that. You don't know the day before you're going to die." Fred replied, "Oh, yes, I do: if I sell any of this, my wife will kill me!"

"Grandpa, how often should I plan to have sex?" the young bridegroom asked on his wedding night. "Well, son, when you're first married, you want it all the time, even several times a day. Later, it tapers off and you'll have it once a week or so. As you get older, maybe once a month. When you're really old, you are lucky to have it once a year on your anniversary." "Well, how about you and Grandma now?" "Oh, now we just have oral sex. She goes to her bedroom, I go to my bedroom, and we each yell, 'Screw you!' "


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