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Diamonds form far below the Earth's crust and the main way they get to the surface is through kimberlites, which are really rare and weird. What's a kimberlite? This video explains where we find them, why we find them, and what needs to happen for us to get more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dPxtYQ15P8
I hope to see you at the Royal Room tonight!
https://theroyalroomseattle.com/event/critical-mass-big-band-2/
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two doctors were arguing in the hospital. It got so loud that a senior administrator had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" he asked. One doctor said, "It's the tax auditor in 21C: he's only got two days to live." The second doctor said, "He had to be told." The first doctor answered, "Yeah, but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
"What do I do if a bird shits on my car?" "Don't ask her out again."
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