Fourth Quarter

Do You Take Children Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous The father of three called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room. The clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?" the father asked. "No, sir," replied the clerk. "We only take cash and credit cards."

Fourth Quarter Kid Jokes Submitted by HENNE My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful. "You know," he said to our grandson, "it's not easy getting old. I guess I'm in the fourth quarter now." "Don't worry, Grandpa," Our grandson said cheerily. "Maybe you'll go into overtime."

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