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How do you build a city on a lagoon? Venice did it by driving millions of logs straight down into the mud. This thread shows the details.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
There was just no pleasing Bill. If Mary scrambled his eggs, he wanted poached. If she poached them, he wanted scrambled. So one morning, she decided to poach one and scramble the other, hoping for some approval. Eyeing his plate, Bill snorted, "Dammit, woman! You scrambled the wrong egg!"
Whoever said "a problem shared is a problem halved" was wrong. I learned this when I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant.
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