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Scary TV Animal Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 A cow and a pig are watching TV.
Pig: "Wanna watch something scary?"
Cow: "Okay by me."
So the pig changes channel to the Food Network.
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A Lesson in Kindness Kid Jokes Submitted by Douglas The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?"
The student thought about it for a minute then replied: "Are we talking about my little brother or my big brother?"
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Thought Of The Day: The Test of Morality "The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children."
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