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| A Dog's Life
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by merk A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.
"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food, and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."
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| Asking the Doctor
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A man went to his doctor.
When the doctor entered the examining room, the man cried, "My hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?"
"Of course," said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box. "Will this be big enough?"
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| Thought Of The Day: What You Can Create "Instead of worrying about what you cannot control, shift your energy to what you can create."
- Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart |
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