Viva Las Vegas

Comfortably Seated Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Bhanu Sandesh Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated." Lily: "So what do you do?" Jake: "I close my eyes."

Viva Las Vegas Misc Jokes Submitted by barber7796 My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $10,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche.  I thought, "Nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle.  A Greyhound bus.

You might like

Thought Of The Day: Deeds Will Not Be "Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised." - J.R.R. Tolkien

AJOKEADAY paid out $59,157 in cash prizes! Create an AJokeADay Account and Submit a Joke

Connect With Us   You received this email because you signed up for email notifications from AJokeADay.com. To opt out of these emails unsubscribe here. JokePrize, Inc. 999 E Touhy Ave, Ste. 500, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2024 © All rights reserved.